Friday, October 26, 2007

A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess

A Clockwork Orange
By Anthony Burgess

Characteristic Track: Beethoven's Ninth - Need  I say more?




Hailed by TIME magazine as one of the most horrorshow English-language novels from 1923 to 2005, Burgess skazats us about the protagonist, Alex, and his droogs. Like many other chellovecks of that era, they are extremely fond of ultra-violence, and would think nothing of giving a young like devotchka a tolchock right across the litso, while guffing their gullivers off at the sight of fresh red kroovy staining the poor victim’s clothes.

Confused eh? No worries, O my brothers. Once thou gets the hang of it, thou will enjoy deciphering the like meanings of the words as thou goes along while marveling at how skorrily you are picking up like Nadsat, a language created by Burgess (most of the words used have Russian influences).

Burgess writes in such a way that thou would slowly be drawn into the book, becoming one of Alex’s droogies, guffing and like platching with him. I’ll bet my best deng that thou would be ittying off real skorry to pick up this like real horroshow book, O my brothers!

Now heres like a real horrorshow video for thou to viddy.

1 comment:

Just_Some_Dude said...

Real horrorshow review, brother! Short but to the point, and also fun for those familiar with Nadsat